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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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