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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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