Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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