Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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More Steve Martin Quotes
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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