I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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