Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINA day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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