All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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