Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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