Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINI just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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