First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTIN -
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTIN -
I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
STEVE MARTIN -
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTIN -
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTIN -
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTIN -
I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTIN -
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTIN -
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTIN -
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTIN -
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTIN -
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTIN -
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTIN