All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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