It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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