I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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