I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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