When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINActing has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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