Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTINBefore you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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