I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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