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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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