It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINI will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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