I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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