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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

Steve Martin

Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Change Live One Liner Ourselves Pain
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Different Goodness Myself People Promise Talk Unique
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Money Wealth
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Cook Fire Hairs Match Mischief Myself Start
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Art Conscience Mindset One Liner
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Act Character Help Identify Life People True Understand Yourself
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Appearance Eat Exercise Funny Myself Right

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