Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINThere’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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