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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

Steve Martin

Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Act Actor Collaboration Team Work Yourself
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Appearance Eat Exercise Funny Myself Right
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Harm Illusion Inspirational Learning Moments Myself
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Ability Element Natural Necessary Quality Yourself

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