How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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