You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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