Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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