Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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