The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTINI’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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