I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALThis is a guy who they would have secret meetings about to change the rules. So, that’s going to be my legacy: the most dominant player ever.
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Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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Anyone else has to come upstairs and see the Shogun. I’m still the Shogun.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
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If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning
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You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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