That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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I just said to myself, ‘Damn, I’m a great player.’
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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Every time that I’ve won a championship I’ve looked at my guys around me and looked at their work ethic and said ‘You know what, I’m going to win it this year. I feel that way now.
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I don’t believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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