Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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The stats win nothing. I’m still sexy. I’m still great.
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I don’t take anything personal. I just have a certain file in my head, so Earthlings must be careful with what they say.
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My secret? See it, and stay focused on it.
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It’s LeBron’s team. He’s the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I’m now in the security business. My job is to protect the King, and that’s what I’m here to do.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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