Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALHe’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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I don’t know how it is for you earthlings, but where I’m from, strength is mental.
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Get his master’s in criminal justice, stayed out of trouble. Played for three different teams. Changed three different franchises around.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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My wrists are crooked and don’t go all the way back. I’ve been practicing and working on them. You can’t do everything good.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win.
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Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. Went to the police academy to become a police officer.
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