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Shaquille O'Neal

I don’t think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me – Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura… It’s not that I blame him, I just wish he’d go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don’t whine. When he whines, that’s when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.
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Anything Basketball Blame Mainly Person Player Tactic Think Whine
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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Anything Call Cop Crop Day Hear Play Say True
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Planet Pluto
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant.
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Basketball Go Nipple Ouch Pinch Right Say
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
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Ask Divorce Like Look Marry Out Someone Stay There Trade Wife
As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.
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Basketball Fan Get Materialistic Number People Sick Talk Too Tried World
Tell Yao Ming, ‘Ching-chong-yang-wah-ah-soh.’
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People Country Person Tell Wah
Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Four Just Look Plus Question Some Thing Try Two Up
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
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Basketball Business Else Everybody Famous Figurehead Learn Player Right Want Way
A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?
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Date Finish Flower Candy Know Lot Mean People Start
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
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Body Both Needle Ouch Say Stick Take
(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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Appreciate Country People Person Stop Tell Wary
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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Away Bathroom Challenge Dismantle Drop Every Flush Front
When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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Back Does Each Game Need Other Step When Come

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