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Shaquille O'Neal

As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
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Bee Command Friend Great Hierarchy Learn Listen Peron Worker
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.
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Basketball Belly Button Everbody Knock Man One Opinion
Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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Do Eight Guy Nothing Play Talk Want
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they’re in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I’m doing stuff like that all over.
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Basketball Brother Day Family Five Kid Miss Sister Television Watch
Once you learn how to do something, you don’t lose it. Unless you die.
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Die Learn Lose Once Something Unless
I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
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Actually Country Deal Eat Endore Flake Frost Keep Like Money Now Offer Only People Person Product Use Wheat
I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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Confidence Country People Person Terminator
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
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Basketball Business Care Different Everyone Going Include Lot Ow People Summer Take
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
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Planet Pluto
When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Another Flop Just Kno Man Medicine Message Play Take
I’m dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up.
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Beat Dominant Every Night Up
We’re focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it’s not good enough to get you fat. We’re trying to get fat.
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Enough Fat Focus Good People Slice Try Whole
I told him I’d think about it and then my pops called and said something like that so I decided to revert back and then.
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Back Call Decide Pop Revert Said Something Think Told
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn’t matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It’s not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties.
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Ate Bigger Fault Flake Foul Frost Guy Little Make Rule Stronger Wheat
If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen.
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Act Big Burning Fire Oil Screen
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we’re planning for the parade.
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Answer Basketball Figure No Out Pythogorem Theorem Time Well

He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

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