As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
RON WHITEI’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
More Ron White Quotes
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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