Everybody I know is a joke writer.
RON WHITEI’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
More Ron White Quotes
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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