My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
RON WHITEI’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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