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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

Ron White

All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Around Comfortable Laugh Listen Make Onstage Story Talk Tell Twenty Unable
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Album Done First Now Some Throw Out Twelve Year
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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Angel Attack Comedy Concert Idea Leave Punch Some
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Christian Clean Comedy Good Help Need Think World
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Funny Intent Preach Preacher Stage Uncle Use Watch
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Day Hard Hate Hour Job People Television Tell Work
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

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