Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
RON WHITEMy uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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