The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITEI don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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