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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.

Ron White

There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.

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