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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

Ron White

There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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Angel Attack Comedy Concert Idea Leave Punch Some
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Else Fun Life Recommend Sure Very
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Act Anything Bothe R Desperate Joke Material Offend Work Write
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Become Better Comedian Goal Just
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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Content Deliver Face Pace People Rhythm Time

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