I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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More Ron White Quotes
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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