Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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More Ron White Quotes
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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