Everybody I know is a joke writer.
RON WHITEYou can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
More Ron White Quotes
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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