I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEA lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
More Ron White Quotes
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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