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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

Ron White

If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Come Country Down Gulf Joke Out Pollute Rite
I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Day Doing Eighteen Fifteen Hour Movie Television Thing
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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Country Start Drop Education Reason Surplus Think
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Fascinate First Football Game Hand Imagine Life Listen Made Syllable Talk Thing
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy Live Only Part Sharp Show Stay Time Way
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Become Comedy Dirt Drawn Little Northwest Option Street Tear Town
All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Besides Comedy Funny Know Lake Mind Spit
I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Believe Lemon Life Party Somebody Try
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Anything Consider Live Quality Show Stage Television Work

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

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