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Ron White

I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

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