I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
RON WHITEA lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
More Ron White Quotes
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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