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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

Ron White

I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

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