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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.

Ron White

Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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