But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
RON WHITEI was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
More Ron White Quotes
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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