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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.

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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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