There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
More Ron White Quotes
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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