I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEI get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
More Ron White Quotes
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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