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Ron White

I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Any Back Become Famous Go Money Pay Show
There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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Act Backlog Exist Fire People Reason
The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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Comedy Live Only Part Sharp Show Stay Time Way
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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Back Country Dad Drive Old Range Take Twelve Year
I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Born Day Eye Great Horse Life Mother Nice Wrong
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Been Comedian Consider Fun Good Peer Sure
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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Brother Come Later Number Operate Phone See Something
I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Christian Clean Comedy Good Help Need Think World
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Daughter Face Guy Hold Left Limb Month Smile Talk Though

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