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My goal is just to become a better comedian.

Ron White

That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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