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My goal is just to become a better comedian.

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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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