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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

Ron White

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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Across Bridge Build Comic Kinda One People Through Two Walk
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little
Comedy is all about the pause.
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Al Comedy Pause
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Child Comedy Fan Huge
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Between Brain Colander Cross Leak Slow
My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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All Be Can Show Way
I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Daily Friendly Gay Judgement Life Lot Love Men Practise Stuff
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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Age Ame Bulk Fan Hear Relevant Say
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Become Comedy Dirt Drawn Little Northwest Option Street Tear Town
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
I go through about 140 cities a year.
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City Go Through Yera
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Beauty Being Help Media Radar Really Star Stay Straight Under

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

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