Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can’t fix stupid.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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