Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITEAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
More Ron White Quotes
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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