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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Belief Drag Fan Little On Only Principle Road Will
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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Best Comedian Friend Joke Some World Write
I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Ask Band Guy Monkey Rock Understand Venue
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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Fun Have Mouth See Someone Word
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Famous Heard Made Material People Popular Stuff
My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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Behaviour Derive Enough Life Many Need Out Probably Problem Story Wild Year
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Complicate Guarantee Ideas People Show Television Watch
The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Fascinate First Football Game Hand Imagine Life Listen Made Syllable Talk Thing
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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Brain Laugh People Somebody Stage Surgeon Teach Walk
I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Even Kid Listen Little Love
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Beauty Being Help Media Radar Really Star Stay Straight Under

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