You can’t fix stupid.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
More Ron White Quotes
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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