Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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