Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
RON WHITEI write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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