Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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