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Robin Williams

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Break Deep Love
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Addiction Appreciate Battle Family Friendship Human Precious Shape Value
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Charge Ego Inspirational Lock Muse
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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Alone Broken Heart Ending Feeling Life People Used Worst
Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Compassion Conservation Gun Sound
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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Broken Heart Deep Lost Love Pain Possible Yourself
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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Bone Life Suck
To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Freedom Greatness Inspirational Let Go Magic Treasure World

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