As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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