You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
More Robin Williams Quotes
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
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I love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Even mistakes can be wonderful.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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