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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

Robin Williams

If heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
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Existence Greatness Heaven Laugh
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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Drug God Humour Money
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Baseball Cricket
When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Adventure Afventure Awful Inspirational Live
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

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