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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

Robin Williams

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Alcohol Asshole Car Quit Realize
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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Disease Guarrantee Outcome Person Philosophy Treatment Win
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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Cycle Favourite Meditation Ride
If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Depression Permanent Problem Remember Solution Suicide
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Audience Kids Love Tough
Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
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Actor Father Man Professional Thankful Want
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Death Delay Improvement Job Life Quality
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Funny Network Number Phone Psychics
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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Covid-19 Difference Disease Fight Terrible
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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Difference Divorce Funny Trailor
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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Heartbeat Heaven Human Life Positive
Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Alive Beautiful Love Poetry Romance

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