Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMSAll you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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