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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.

Robin Williams

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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Fun Life Specific Trouble
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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Entrepreneur Extraordinary Inspirational Morning Positive
All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Fly Happiness Positive Thinking
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Beautiful Lifetime Notice
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Attitude Follow Heart Inspirational Rule
Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Creature Humour Politics
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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Greatness Ideas Life Marriage Woman
The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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Drug Family Friendship Human Need Nourish Play Powerful Spirit
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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