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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.

Robin Williams

If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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Depression Permanent Problem Remember Solution Suicide
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Absolute Deep Happiness People Sad Try Want Worth
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Funny Prostitute Refund Sex
Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
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Alone Associate Hate People Self Love Surround Toxic Yourself
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Fight Funny Lose Person Ugly
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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Asshole Chair Funny Thinking
When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Care Charm Connection Funny Learning Mother
Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Acting Comedy One Liner Optimism
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Dress Game Golf Men Sports
Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Alive Beautiful Love Poetry Romance
You have to break in half to love somebody.
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Break Deep Love
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired

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