After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBoys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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