I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love kids, but they are a tough audience.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGood people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBoys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSI like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSPeople say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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