I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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Compassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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