The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
ROBIN WILLIAMSPlease, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBut only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBeing a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCompassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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