Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSShe is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Reality: What a concept!
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we’re shopper-borrowers.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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