Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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