I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf heaven exists, to know that there’s laughs, that would be a great thing.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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You have to break in half to love somebody.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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