Reality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality: What a concept!
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhy do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAll you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
ROBIN WILLIAMSGolf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMost of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.’
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
ROBIN WILLIAMSSeize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
ROBIN WILLIAMSI love doing live action movies, but there’s a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMake your life spectacular, I know I did.
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