When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
ROBIN WILLIAMSDon’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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There’s a time for daring and there’s a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
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