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Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you’ve…um…entertained his wife.
JOJO MOYES

Believe Certain Dentist Description Drill Hour Joke Less Loose Mouth Power
As soon as you laugh from nerves or make a joke or say something just to say something or get all involved with the bushes, then you blow open a window in your house of desire and it can’t heat up as well. Cold draft comes in.
AIMEE BENDER

Bush Cold Desire Draft Heat House Involve Joke Laugh Make Something Soon Window
I have come back [to the music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? It’s kind of like a joke to me now.
BRITNEY SPEARS

Joke Kind Myself People Time
The most profound indication of social malignancy no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
EDWARD ALBEE

Humor Joke Social
If life a joke then I’m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, I’m bout the bun.
MAC MILLER

Beef Joke Life Punch
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDER

Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
AGNES VARDA

Answer Humor Joke Laughing Strong Themselves Weapon Women
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Joke Laughter Myself Sing
I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will believe you till they get a CAT scan, MRI, or orthopedic consult.
ABRAHAM VERGHESE

Believe Cat Hospital Inspiration Joke Limb Missing Motivation Scan
I’m a comedian, not a politician.
ADAM CAROLLA

Comedian Comedy Feeling Irony Joke Laugh Life Politician
The joke of it all is that you are looking from your true nature right now without knowing it. If you would stop being fascinated with the contents of your mind, you would experience what I am saying.
ADYASHANTI

Being Joke Knowing Nature Self Stop Thinking
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
SALVADOR DALI

Joke Myself Necessary Public Serious
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
ADAM CAROLLA

Amount Art Get Joke Naked People Probably Reality Standing Telling Thinking
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
CHARLES DE GAULLE

Dumb Himself Joke Laughter
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
ADAM CAROLLA

Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
JOAN RIVERS

Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
Death’s an old joke, but each individual encounters it anew.
IVAN TURGENEV

Death Deep Encounter Joke New
When I put that first Vine out, I was just doing it for fun; there was no wanting to become an artist.
SHAWN MENDES

Artist Fame Fun Joke Myself
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. LOVECRAFT

Cosmic Joke Kind Man World
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. WELLS

Crise Joke One Liner Today Tomorrow
It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke.
GOLDA MEIR

Age Joke Sin Time
A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration.
JACK LONDON

Better Goodness Joke Measurement Poem Quick
A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
ZAC EFRON

Bad Blush Can Girl Joke Like Start Tell
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
ADAM BRODY

Best Cheap Joke Sarcastically Say Think
I am a person. I am not a soap opera. There is never going to be a next [tabloid] installment about my life because my own stuff is my own stuff.
KATE WINSLET

Install Joke Life Movie Myself Person
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
TINA FEY

Again Crack Funny Inspirational Joke Like Math Struggle
My family joke that I’m really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.
ADORA SVITAK

Accidently Family Happen Joke Person Really Senior

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