When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan FoxMegan Fox It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke.
Golda MeirGolda Meir I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will RogersWill Rogers When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell Whenever I’m sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!
Justin BieberJustin Bieber Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God.
HafezHafez Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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