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Joke Quotes
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Short joke quotes from writers, poets and thinkers. Copy one, share it, or download it as an image.
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan FoxMegan Fox I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke.
Golda MeirGolda Meir The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will RogersWill Rogers The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl Whenever I’m sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!
Justin BieberJustin Bieber Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell When you can make others laugh with jokes that belittle no one and your words always unite, Hafiz will vote for you to be God.
HafezHafez Do not mock a pain you have not endured.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson