Whenever fortune wishes to joke, she lifts people from what is humble to the highest extremity of affairs.
JuvenalJuvenal Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.
George OrwellGeorge Orwell I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersWill Rogers He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
Charles de GaulleCharles de Gaulle I am a person. I am not a soap opera. There is never going to be a next [tabloid] installment about my life because my own stuff is my own stuff.
Kate WinsletKate Winslet Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny.
Abel StarcAbel Starc When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke.
Assata ShakurAssata Shakur I have come back [to the music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? It’s kind of like a joke to me now.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
Salvador DaliSalvador Dali Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T. S. EliotT. S. Eliot Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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