“Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution.”

You must be an intellectual. A normal person would never believe a thing like that.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power.

Sanity is not statistical.

Sanity is not statistical.

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.

On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.

On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.

To be corrupted by totalitarianism, one does not have to live in a totalitarian country.

Myths which are believed in tend to become true.

All rulers in all ages have tried to impose a false view of the world upon their followers.

Freedom of the Press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose

If you kept the small rules, you could break the big ones.

The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better.

If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself.

I do not wish to comment on the work; if it does not speak for itself, it is a failure.

I have come back  [to the music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? It’s kind of like a joke to me now.

I aspire to be an old man with an old wife laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.

If you broke & clownin a millionaire the joke is on you.

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke.

Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny. 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.