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Anne LamottAnne Lamott I like doing nothing, actually. Doing nothing is better thing when I am not working.
Ziggy MarleyZiggy Marley Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Steven WrightSteven Wright I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels like. It would be really uncomfortable walking around in the Sahara and being like, ‘I really need, like, 15 lozenges for my giraffe body.’
Charlie PuthCharlie Puth Mind is never a problem. Mindset is.
Narendra ModiNarendra Modi Never make a decision when you need to pee.
Leonard CohenLeonard Cohen Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim AllenTim Allen Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
Ambrose BierceAmbrose Bierce Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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