It’s funny – sometimes the strongest individuals feel the worst when events are out of their control, and they can’t really be there for the people they love. I’ve felt it myself.
Chris KyleChris Kyle It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert FrostRobert Frost Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read!
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.
Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I’m always finding something funny.
Condoleezza RiceCondoleezza Rice If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Steven WrightSteven Wright Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
Ice CubeIce Cube How about a 6 month vacation, twice a year?
Sachin TendulkarSachin Tendulkar It’s kind of hard to rally around a math class.
Bear BryantBear Bryant It’s funny how we say a person ‘made’ us when they actually broke us. Sort of like how I say ‘funny’ – but I actually mean sad.
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