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I’m no miracle man. I guarantee nothing but hard work.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I tell young players who want to be coaches, who think they can put up with all the headaches and heartaches, can you live without it? If you can live without it, don’t get in it.
Bear BryantBear Bryant Never be too proud to get down on your knees and pray.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I’ve made so many mistakes that if I don’t make the same mistakes over, we’re going to come pretty close to winning.
Bear BryantBear Bryant There’s a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.
Bear BryantBear Bryant A few minutes ago, I had a hard time getting through the lobby because of all the people. After today, that won’t be happening.
Bear BryantBear Bryant Recognize winners. They come in all forms.
Bear BryantBear Bryant A champion pays an extra price to be better than anyone else.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I’ll put you through hell, but at the end of it all we’ll be champions.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I’d like for people to remember me as a winner, because I ain’t never been nothin but a winner.
Bear BryantBear Bryant You win games with your strengths, not your weaknesses.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I’ll never give up on a player regardless of his ability as long as he never gives up on himself. In time he will develop.
Bear BryantBear Bryant No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it’s what his players know that counts.
Bear BryantBear Bryant I’m no innovator. If anything I’m a stealer, or borrower. I’ve stolen or borrowed from more people than you can shake a stick at.
Bear BryantBear Bryant In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first ahead of personal glory.
Bear BryantBear Bryant Have a plan. Follow the plan, and you’ll be surprised how successful you can be. Most people don’t have a plan. That’s why it’s easy to beat most folks.
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Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry I am addicted to your madness drunk on your toxic love. Infect me with your poison, lets make storms rage above.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney The more you fail, recover, and improve, the better you are as a person.
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