In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin Gemini Man has me thinking about a quote a wise man once said: “Who are you? I am you. I am me. No sir, you are you.
Will SmithWill Smith The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe RoganJoe Rogan Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Alfred Lord TennysonAlfred Lord Tennyson A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill It’s my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it’s smaller and I’m happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they’re mine!
CherCher Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves.
Swami VivekanandaSwami Vivekananda Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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