No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.
Niels BohrNiels Bohr An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo EmersonRalph Waldo Emerson It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.
Kurt CobainKurt Cobain It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.
Kendall JennerKendall Jenner I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
Frank OceanFrank Ocean All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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