If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers No, no, you’re not thinking; you’re just being logical.
Niels BohrNiels Bohr An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.
Kurt CobainKurt Cobain What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Ralph Waldo EmersonRalph Waldo Emerson It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.
Kendall JennerKendall Jenner I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Alfred HitchcockAlfred Hitchcock If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
Frank OceanFrank Ocean A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson
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