Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Mark TwainMark Twain Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny.
Bruce SpringsteenBruce Springsteen I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, “I’ll just get a tan instead.”
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement.
Calvin CoolidgeCalvin Coolidge I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.
Isaac NewtonIsaac Newton A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
Mark TwainMark Twain Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
Mae WestMae West My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day.
John SteinbeckJohn Steinbeck Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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