A friend said to me, “I think the weather is trippy.” I said, “No, man, it’s not the weather that’s trippy, perhaps it’s the way we perceive it.” And then I realized I just should have said, “Yeah.”
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg I love my fed-ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he don’t even know it…and he’s always on time.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg The club isn’t the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go.
Ed SheeranEd Sheeran I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not.
Coco ChanelCoco Chanel I like having someone I can spoil.
Harry StylesHarry Styles These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.
Kobe BryantKobe Bryant On life’s vast ocean diversely we sail. Reasons the card, but passion the gale.
Alexander PopeAlexander Pope A person who wasn’t outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn’t understand what had been said.
Niels BohrNiels Bohr I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like putting sand in the bearings of an engine.
Thomas EdisonThomas Edison It’s sad to be constantly judged for every move you make after your first success. If you wear your hair differently, you have changed.
Kriti SanonKriti Sanon I am the universe, and every possibility belongs to me.
Courtney PeppernellCourtney Peppernell The only thing that changed about you is me.
Elaine HaysElaine Hays He is my heaven and my hell. Serving passion and poison with the same spoon, and i am a sucker for a taste.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney My mistakes tell me I am quite human, but my brief flashes of brilliance tell me I am divine, too.
Rachel WolchinRachel Wolchin She now finds solace in vanilla-scented daydreams, as her soul sings away in a musical symphony of humid breaths and well-favored smiles.
Megan LaoMegan Lao Some things won’t change-some things can’t.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry
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